Brown.

Brown, I am Mr. Brown,
Honest, Down-to-earth And Wholesome,
I Could Harm You With My Charm, All-Rounded, Am Red, Black And Yellow,
A Friend To Lonesome,
Frugal With Expensive Taste, How Ironic? Obsessed With A Little I Could Waste,
Welcome To My World, If You Can Climb These Walls, And Ready To Be Braced,
Ready To Be Cuddled, Ready To Be Embraced,
Confide In Me, Let Me Be Your Support,
As You Crawl And Be Absorbed In Your Problems, Let Me Be You Comfort,
Brown, I’m Mr. Brown.